What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears