What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !