What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !