Van Gogh Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon