What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.