What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon