What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears