What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears