What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon