How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear