How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Previous Random Joke Next
Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What does a pirate call his idiot son?

A retarrrrrd

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.