What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger