What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...