What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.