What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.