What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg