How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How to climb a flight of stairs?

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