How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.