How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.