How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.