How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

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How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"