spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Whatever you want
Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY
Drummers
Because everyone always left them hanging!
Because Jesus WEPt.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
They both love stoning women.
A) Usually about 6 months.
Because if they don't spread they are worthless.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Aileen
