Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back