Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.