What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.