What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers