What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.