What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.