What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Smart Midget Jokes More Smart Midget Jokes

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Venereal Disease Jokes More Venereal Disease Jokes

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.