Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.