Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....