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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

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Metal Ball Jokes More Metal Ball Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Dragon Ball Jokes More Dragon Ball Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!