Sparky.
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Sparky
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Dragon balls!
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
an utter drag
A human.
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A: Unhoppy!!
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
A pat on the head.
Couches
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Open toad sandals !
He was un hoppy !
Chris P.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Women Say the Darndest Things
Wife.
A hot diggity dog.
Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
