Sparky.
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Sparky
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Dragon balls!
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
an utter drag
A human.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Unhoppy!!
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
Because he isn't real.
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Teaching the chicken to cook
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Pick up lines
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
A: He wanted to feed the mouse.
Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
Decalfinated
A hot diggity dog.
A Wienerschnitzel.
