Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.