Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What's your favorite genre of music?

Not Metal."

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.