Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

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The ICU (I-see-you!)

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said