Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What is a toad's favorite genre of music?

Hip hop.

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend