drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
She doesn't Swallowbacca.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
Because they got no organs.
Wrap
A pair of ducks.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Auschwitz
Dumbbelldor.
