drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
A: The handsome the caring and the majority.
Your so fly man
Nep-tunes.
Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Simple, they just ask "ASL?"
Cracker Barrel.
In the I.C.U.
Dumbbelldor.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
