Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"