Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.