Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)