Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing