Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.