Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !