Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !