Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."