What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars