What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars