What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default