How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

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How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.