What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden