What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!