What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.