What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)