What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.