What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.