What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)