What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)