What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."