What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.