What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."