What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.