How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Previous Random Joke Next
Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Adrian Peterson Jokes More Adrian Peterson Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.