How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.