Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why are all blacks fast?

A: The slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.