Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where does light go to jail?

prism

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion