Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.