Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"