What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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What does an electrician say when he's confused?

Watt?!

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.