What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Frostbite

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Put it in water.

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From a well, actually.

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He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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Watt?!

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er