Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.