How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed