How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.