How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.