Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.