Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.