Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.