Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.