Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

Vice President Jokes More Vice President Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*