Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*