Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden