Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*