Why isn't the Vice President running fo...

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.