What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What is Yellow and Red?

That is ultimate question.

Why did Yellow divorce Red?

Because Red Blue Green