What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Biden Jokes More Biden Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Yellow Jokes More Yellow Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.