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Coffee Mug
Traitor Joe's.
A cup of Joe.
Grab a cup of joe.
Traitor Joe's
He's just Biden his time.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
He was a Mets fan.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
At the infideli counter.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Names!
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Because Boston has all the cups!
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
He drowned them in the morning.
He heard it was finger licking good.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
An ambulance.
Two buy four.
For the crotch.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
With a Hodor
