There were no jokes in the Post.
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Coffee Mug
Traitor Joe's.
A cup of Joe.
Grab a cup of joe.
Traitor Joe's
He's just Biden his time.
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
He was a Mets fan.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"
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Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
He is in Spectre (Inspector)
To win dough.
Because the owner entered the correct code.
A WashingTon.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Most things.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Biden
He's Biden his time.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
