Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Shia Jokes More Shia Jokes

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.