Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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My chestnuts are roasting"

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.