Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Shia Jokes More Shia Jokes

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.