It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
A mallard-y
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
South Koreans
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.