What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y