What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.