What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.