Student: A teacher!
I forget...
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Teacher's aides
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus
