What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man