What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...