Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.