Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!