Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.