Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.