Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad