Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.