Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.