Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.