What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!