What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !