What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!