What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.