Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Whatcha Thinkin Jokes More Whatcha Thinkin Jokes

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.