Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Whatcha Thinkin Jokes More Whatcha Thinkin Jokes

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.