Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Ferret Jokes More Ferret Jokes

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Whatcha Thinkin Jokes More Whatcha Thinkin Jokes

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.