Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
It's smoking a cigarette.
It was on paws
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Johnny Depp's stylist every day.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
None of your business.
Taxidermist: Stuff.