Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!