I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
Time to get a new watchdog.
A hand grenade.
The Significant Others just want babies.
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
My phone is turned off.
You get a buzzy signal.
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
A skeleton key.
