Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.