What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.