What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.