What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".