What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.