What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!