What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?