What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?