What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"