What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).