Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.