Lice. Lice, maybe.
A: They always scratch.
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
Yellow Snow.