Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D