Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.