Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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You drop it on her twice.

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Tentickles.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner