Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

Lice Jokes More Lice Jokes

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.