A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.
They're both only three fifths of a person
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)
cancer -I'm sorry-
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
I can't hear you, but I can see your point
Slow down and grab some lube!!
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
Mute
A Headphone
Wet
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
