What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Blind Guy Jokes More Blind Guy Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Mute Jokes More Mute Jokes

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Bald Guy Jokes More Bald Guy Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.