A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Inert gas.
A paraplegic after a house fire.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
It isn't hard
It ain't hard.
Grab a cup of joe.
They put on mittens.
Mute
Does it matter
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
