A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Tell it to change its socsks!
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
A paraplegic after a house fire.
They never carry their own weight.
Caesar
A bald man.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
The barber ran
He answered the iron.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
That's the end of me!"
amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
Mute
A Headphone
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.