What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.