How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

Why don't Gingers go to the dentist?

They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Lifesaver Jokes More Lifesaver Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.