How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What do Gingers and Extinct Dinosaurs have in common?

Not enough"

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What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Lifesaver Jokes More Lifesaver Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.