What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.