A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
One's a group of cunning runts...
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Sir Francis Brake !
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
karma chameleon
Because they don't like Nice people.