A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart
The time God took to cook us
He waits for it at the next stop.
When the car breaks down.
A frog with hiccups !
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
