What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.