What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.