Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?