Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.