Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.