Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!