Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

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What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!